STRESSED => DESSERTS

压力和甜点有很微妙的关系。。
STRESSED 的倒写是=> DESSERTS。。
生活里也许有许多压力，但只要转个念头，
换个角度看，它也可以是我们生命中的甜点。。

huh !! miracle ??

nope..juz change ur view point..

& u'll get another good things..mayb!!

don think -ve !! oways b +ve !!

Wat U All Treat Me As ??

haiz..

dono wat happenIng On Me..

diz few day juz sienz sienz geh..

think 2 much..mayb !!

oway think tat..

朋友是否拿来利用的？是真的吗？

我在你们心目中就只有被你们利用吗？

我很高兴你们还记得我！！

但是，你们可否别等到有需要再找我呐？

平时没事时，总听不见你们的来电，甚至…连个简讯也没有。

我有如…广东话的一句∶

“有事钟无妍，无事夏迎春。。。”

有没有想过我的感受啊？？

拜托啦！若真的想利用我而接近我，那我情愿孤独终老。
你们把我当成什么？？

Apek looking for Chimpeng

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass..

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng... wa sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng...." "Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..?

itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

"Adoi...bengap punya apek..buat aku pening je.."

"wa ma pigi itu Chimpeng la...angkat luit !!"

"Chimpeng.. CIMB Bank.. Oo..i c..Apek,u mau pi CiMB Bank hor..mAi iKut saya.."

"haIyo.. tadi cakap tak tau..Chimpeng la.. u butui butui HAM CHIMPENG ler.."

Stupid question and brilliant answer !!!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you loveme!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people arethe happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math andscience?

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language.
How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See da example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this :

ENGLISH:

That server gives plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberikan pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now do you know...WHY ??...

WHY No Salary Increase ??!!

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it.
So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager :- How many days are there in a year?
Man :- 365 days and some times 366..
Manager :- how many hours make up a day?
Man :- 24 hours.
Manager :- How long do you work in a day?
Man :- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager :- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man :- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager :- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man :- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager :- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man :- No sir.

Manager :- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man :- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager :- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man :- 18 days.
Manager :- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left.How many days do you have remaining?
Man :- 4 days..

Manager :- Do you work on New Year day?
Man :- No sir!
Manager : - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man :- No sir!
Manager :- So how many days are left?
Man :- 2 days sir!

Manager :- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man :- No sir!
Manager :- So how many days are left?
Man :- 1 day sir!
Manager :- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man :- No sir!

Manager :- So how many days are left?
Man :- None sir!
Manager :- So, what are you claiming?
Man :- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise thatI was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK

i bet no 1 seen diz b4...

1 day...
小明 go 2 kedai runcit..
he pick up a chewIng gum & ask..
tauke.. gui lui ??
tauke say : seringgit dua..
so 小明 tot..
我有5元，我可以买10个咯。。
then he take 10..& pay 5元。。
da tauke say :
apa pasai lu bagi 5 ringgit saja ??
u angkat 10..u tau ar ??
小明: wa tau... u cakap punya ma..
seringgit 2..
so saya angkat 10 lor..
bcoz seringgit 2, 2ringgit 4, 3ringgit 6, 4ringgit 8,
sekarang wa bagi lu..5ringgit..i angkat 10 lar..
u tak tau kira meh ??
da tauke :

"!@$%#^&
dey thambi..don try 2 disturb me i tell u..
kari lembu { kan ni lao bu - in hokkien }"

at last.. 小明 left da shop so unhappy & say..
wa mau chewINg gum ma..
lu bagi wa kari lembu 搞lan 啊??

WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ??

One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?

So he said "no" but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes! Yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English..

The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).

The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not TOO long, just 6 inches only."

DoNo y...?

haiz..so moody now...
dono y oso!!
at da morNing.. a gal told me bout her things..
v talk on da fon bout 2 - 3 hours..
i can feel tat she was so sad.. juz bcoz a guy..
a very very not gentlement guy !!!
how dare he treat her like tat wor ??
shiTX !!
HE make her so SAD.. but SHE stil in love wif tat guy..
huH !.. sumtimes,life is juz like tat... simple but complicated !!

follow rules...

i wonder if really got diz ' DEATH NOTE '..
how good !!!

which 1 ??

dono y.. juz like dizz photo very much...

haha..

which Do u think nice ???

hit my target !!

i hv sold..20 GC Steel for JUNE..

hit da target jor..

haha..

so i can get da reward..

worth RM 360 geh..

lolx.. HAPPY !!